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Guykendal (41/m) aus Dudley in England, Midlands
Im an alien from the planet zog, in ur years im 238years old, i came here in 1946 when my spaceship crashed at rosswell usa i and one other escaped the crash an intergrated with society, we found the cause of the crash, the fanbelt had come loose causing the dynamo 2 not charge the batery suficiently. On the planet zog i lived in my hometown of clot, i hav 34 brothers an 23 sisters, i lived with my mother mildred and my father syd. i seek human female company as i find i still need help with humankind, for example i got chucked out of B&Q yesterday (i only went 2get a diode resistor 4 the spacecraft im building) wen a bloke came up2 me an said "du want decking?" naturaly i got the 1st punch in! then on the way home with my min...
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Genuinechap (48/m) aus Coventry in England, Midlands
Hi, well where do I start, I'm rather modest so this will be difficult!! I'm 47, 5'9, seperated but not disillusioned. I am very honest with a big heart, affectionate and very loving. I am intelligent, articulate and hard working. I like the best things in life as well as the simple things but I am not too bothered about money as I feel that happiness is much more important.
I have a very dry and wicked sense of humour, and am very affectionate
with the right person.
My attitude to life is fairly laid-back, I take each day as it happens,
and enjoy the variety life has to offer.
I like a woman of character who enjoys sensible conversation about
anything, but who also has a naughty & fun side
Just looking for someone to ...
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Jcr3333 (21/m) aus Walsall in England, Midlands
Well what can i say my names jason im 20 male uk i can be weird sumtimes with funny sayings i make up lol like in football i say e.g a bit of less chip bit more dip lol makes sense to people who no me. and i always say things thats make people laugh. on a weekend i usually go clubbing walsall i ain't the biggest of a fan of clubbing but i enjoy bein with my m8s having few drinks shame i get drunk so easy lol.. My favourites singer is daniel bedingield wud love to see him liveand to my m8s no he is not dead lol but its just i need a gf really to go see him .Hmm what else can i say well my fav actor is adam sandler is films are funny and romantic like me i hope lol. When ever i go out i like to try and luk my best prob cus i aint bigheaded i ...
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Armitageshanks (30/m) aus Wolves in England, Midlands
In my own words... BORN N BRED IN WOLVES
Nice, cool, friendly, fit, sexy, laid back, so I’m told. I don't take life seriously and I like to enjoy myself. My star sign is a scorpion and I've got a tattoo on my back of a scorpion. I think my star sign suits me, sometimes wild, sometimes crazy and well random!! I’m a confident chap, some say arrogant, but what do they know? I don’t do hate, only love, I don’t judge people on what they do or what they are! The only exceptions are bullies and haters, I love nothing more than sticking up for the underdog.
I love music and love to go clubbing. I used to go Ibiza and clubbing all over the England, gatecrasher, cream, god’s kitchen, Leeds, fuel in B’ham. I don’t go anymore as I lost touch ...
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Dirtyhabitz (25/m) aus England, Midlands
I'm a confident, friendly and outgoing person who loves to laugh and smile. I'm pretty laid back generally but can go wild occasionally. I can be both serious and silly and like people who are like minded. I'm mad about music (I produce but not professionally), football, shopping (yes really, even if it's not for me... I'm great at carrying bags!) and socialising. There's nothing I love more than chilling in the pub with my friends and love clubbing, but I also like quite nights in with a film / telly and good company. I'm quite a caring person and like to look after people. I find it hard to hold a grudge and don't like to argue. My family and friends are very important to me, and I treat all people with respect. I do have a sharp sense of...
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